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Calamity Jane's Legendary Lip Elixir Lip

Name: Calamity Jane's Legendary Lip Elixir Lip
Brand: TheUnemployedPhilosophersGuild
SKU: B08BZV3MDN
Price: 10.79 USD
Availability: InStock

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Are yer lips baked 'n' dusty 'n' lookin' like they bin fought 'n' chawed by a couple a kilkenny cats? Is a little-bitty kiss from yer sweetie feelin' like a scorpion with a bullwhip? Never mind yer medicine shows. Quit yer cussin' - up 'n' git yerself Calamity Jane's Legendary Lip Elixir.
Slippery-smooth as round river-bottom pebbles and buttery-cool as algae, this'll surely cure yer snappin' turtle kisser! Slather yer chops with Calamity Jane's Legendary Lip Elixir, the brand favored by markswomen and snowbirds, 'n' be back shootin' your mouth off in no time. Ha ha - quit yer cussin' - that's a good 'n. Pack a couple spares in your panniers.
Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Eucalyptus mint flavored. Made in America from imported ingredients.
Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil of Peppermint and Eucalyptus, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
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Brand : The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Item Form : Balm
Finish Type : Glossy
Skin Type : Dry
Product Benefits : Soothing, Hydrating

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